以前,法國有一名總統名叫戈達,他一向是以「急智、機智」出名。
一天,一位英國太太問他:
「法國女人是不是真的
比其他國家的女人更迷人?」
戈達毫不猶豫地說:
「那當然囉!
因為巴黎的女人二十歲時,美如玫瑰;
三十歲時,也像情歌一樣迷人;
而四十歲時,就更完美了。」
那位英國太太又問:「那麼四十歲以後呢?」
戈達總統微笑地說:
「太太,妳知道嗎,
一個巴黎女人,不論她幾歲,
看起來都不會超過四十歲啊!」
以前,有一個英俊的美國青年,
住在一家渡假旅館中,
但是他迷迷糊糊地走錯了,
未敲門,就走進一位老太太的房間。
「對不起,對不起!
我一定是走錯房間了!」
這英俊青年抱歉地說。
「那倒也不一定!」
老太太微笑地說;
「只不過是遲了四十年而已啦!」
西方哲人說:
「愉快的性格,是成功的靈魂!」
的確,幽默,是開自己的玩笑,
和別人共享歡樂!
而且,「詼諧、妙答、自嘲、機智」
也都是幽默的表現,
能使人在壓力的生活中,充滿著歡愉。
而莎士比亞也說:
「甜中加甜,不見其甜;
樂中加樂,才是大樂!」
是的,人際相處,
天天抱持「喜樂之心」,
就會使「平淡蔬菜」變成「豐盛筵席」,
也會使「室內牆角」充滿燦爛陽光。
幽默,也是可以和世界溝通的橋樑!
有個婆婆,很會做人。
她的兒媳婚後就一起到美國攻讀學位,
某天她到美國探看兒媳,
發現兒子胖了,媳婦卻瘦了,
心疼媳婦,說:「怎麼會瘦成這樣?」
年輕的媳婦一時忍不住,
對婆婆吐苦水,
抱怨先生對內懶惰不會做家事,
對外連認路都會出差池,做什麼錯什麼。
其實,世界上沒有任何婆婆
想聽媳婦抱怨兒子。
大部分的婆婆都會
忍不住替兒子說話,
但是這位現代婆婆很聰明,
她聽完媳婦抱怨後,
只微笑說出一句話:
「可是有一件事他做得最對。」
「什麼事?」
「就是娶了妳啊。」
媳婦聽了,啞口無言。
以前,法國有一名總統名叫戈達,他一向是以「急智、機智」出名。
一天,一位英國太太問他:
「法國女人是不是真的
比其他國家的女人更迷人?」
戈達毫不猶豫地說:
「那當然囉!
因為巴黎的女人二十歲時,美如玫瑰;
三十歲時,也像情歌一樣迷人;
而四十歲時,就更完美了。」
那位英國太太又問:「那麼四十歲以後呢?」
戈達總統微笑地說:
「太太,妳知道嗎,
一個巴黎女人,不論她幾歲,
看起來都不會超過四十歲啊!」
以前,有一個英俊的美國青年,
住在一家渡假旅館中,
但是他迷迷糊糊地走錯了,
未敲門,就走進一位老太太的房間。
「對不起,對不起!
我一定是走錯房間了!」
這英俊青年抱歉地說。
「那倒也不一定!」
老太太微笑地說;
「只不過是遲了四十年而已啦!」
西方哲人說:
「愉快的性格,是成功的靈魂!」
的確,幽默,是開自己的玩笑,
和別人共享歡樂!
而且,「詼諧、妙答、自嘲、機智」
也都是幽默的表現,
能使人在壓力的生活中,充滿著歡愉。
而莎士比亞也說:
「甜中加甜,不見其甜;
樂中加樂,才是大樂!」
是的,人際相處,
天天抱持「喜樂之心」,
就會使「平淡蔬菜」變成「豐盛筵席」,
也會使「室內牆角」充滿燦爛陽光。
幽默,也是可以和世界溝通的橋樑!
有個婆婆,很會做人。
她的兒媳婚後就一起到美國攻讀學位,
某天她到美國探看兒媳,
發現兒子胖了,媳婦卻瘦了,
心疼媳婦,說:「怎麼會瘦成這樣?」
年輕的媳婦一時忍不住,
對婆婆吐苦水,
抱怨先生對內懶惰不會做家事,
對外連認路都會出差池,做什麼錯什麼。
其實,世界上沒有任何婆婆
想聽媳婦抱怨兒子。
大部分的婆婆都會
忍不住替兒子說話,
但是這位現代婆婆很聰明,
她聽完媳婦抱怨後,
只微笑說出一句話:
「可是有一件事他做得最對。」
「什麼事?」
「就是娶了妳啊。」
媳婦聽了,啞口無言。
<Sex and the City>
It used to be a very famous tv series. Anyone care for this series? I bet there are.. Well, this time they were shooting a film which i don't really care about it. I never was a sex and the city fans but i did watch a few. Anyway, last night i watched this movie..i was like..OMG~
Why? it took me more than 2 hours to finish this movie and i still had a lot of things to do after the movie i.e. cleaning, ironing, etc.... Anyway, the movie itself was just around the 4 nyc women... 4 different stories...
Honestly, it was ok but it was getting long-winded because it just kept telling me the same story over and over again... and there were some nude scenes that i was like..OMG~~~ one of the women (i forgot her name,haha!) was really into sex and she always looks at different men to satisfy herself....i think she's crazy!!! And I can't believe they're 40 something..........!!!!!
Well, i do appreciate all the fancy clothings.. it was like a fashion show..haha! One part was about Carrie (the main character) was moving in with her bf and they found a place which was very nice - a penthhouse next to Central Park!! OMG~~ Can you imagine living there @ a penthhouse??????? It gotta be expensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she complained that the closet was too small and he made a super nice closet for her!!!!!!!! I was so jealous...hahahhahaha!! and my honey and I both said..... of cos they can do it...coz they're rich!!!! when you're rich, you can have a nice apartment in Manhattan and you can have a closet as big as you want....... hahhahaha!!That was our conclusion from last night and i told him this morning....um....they have money because they reach their 40's. Well, i guess if i buy lotto from now on until i reach 40....i bet i should have won something by then.... LOL He thinks i m crazy!!!!
I think there's no harm to dream in the morning ,right?
<Sex and the City>
It used to be a very famous tv series. Anyone care for this series? I bet there are.. Well, this time they were shooting a film which i don't really care about it. I never was a sex and the city fans but i did watch a few. Anyway, last night i watched this movie..i was like..OMG~
Why? it took me more than 2 hours to finish this movie and i still had a lot of things to do after the movie i.e. cleaning, ironing, etc.... Anyway, the movie itself was just around the 4 nyc women... 4 different stories...
Honestly, it was ok but it was getting long-winded because it just kept telling me the same story over and over again... and there were some nude scenes that i was like..OMG~~~ one of the women (i forgot her name,haha!) was really into sex and she always looks at different men to satisfy herself....i think she's crazy!!! And I can't believe they're 40 something..........!!!!!
Well, i do appreciate all the fancy clothings.. it was like a fashion show..haha! One part was about Carrie (the main character) was moving in with her bf and they found a place which was very nice - a penthhouse next to Central Park!! OMG~~ Can you imagine living there @ a penthhouse??????? It gotta be expensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she complained that the closet was too small and he made a super nice closet for her!!!!!!!! I was so jealous...hahahhahaha!! and my honey and I both said..... of cos they can do it...coz they're rich!!!! when you're rich, you can have a nice apartment in Manhattan and you can have a closet as big as you want....... hahhahaha!!That was our conclusion from last night and i told him this morning....um....they have money because they reach their 40's. Well, i guess if i buy lotto from now on until i reach 40....i bet i should have won something by then.... LOL
He thinks i m crazy!!!!
I think there's no harm to dream in the morning ,right? 
雖然我唔可以講得上係佢0既粉絲, 不過我一嬲好幾中意佢d 歌 & 我欣賞佢對音樂0既熱盛同堅持! thank you, 我終於有機會見你啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!
今日行過chinatown見到有張poster, 咁我就好奇地望一下因為我都幾趕時間, 不過望完之後真係勁興奮, 因為杰倫終於都黎啦!!! 我即係打比我honey話比佢聽呢個消息, 哈哈哈~~~~~ 本來佢係上年黎, 不過最終都無, 幾失望!!~~~~ 好, 呢一刻開始我要聽多d佢d歌啦....哈哈哈.....(我honey話我白痴....
) 佢唔明ga 啦......
雖然我唔可以講得上係佢0既粉絲, 不過我一嬲好幾中意佢d 歌 & 我欣賞佢對音樂0既熱盛同堅持! thank you, 我終於有機會見你啦!!!!!!!!!!!!! 今日行過chinatown見到有張poster, 咁我就好奇地望一下因為我都幾趕時間, 不過望完之後真係勁興奮, 因為杰倫終於都黎啦!!! 我即係打比我honey話比佢聽呢個消息, 哈哈哈~~~~~ 本來佢係上年黎, 不過最終都無, 幾失望!!~~~~ 好, 呢一刻開始我要聽多d佢d歌啦....哈哈哈.....(我honey話我白痴....) 佢唔明ga 啦......
I just realize how vunerable friendship is. why? I've been talking to this guy ( my bf's friend) for a month and suddenly he stopped to talk to me. The reason is because he wants to respect my bf, that's why he doesn't talk to me anymore. Honestly, our relationship is just friendship. I treat him as a brother and nothing more. Perhaps he's right that i shouldn't talk or see him as often because he's just my bf's friend. I do want to have my own friend too!! Sigh~ nevermind... i don't want to upset my bf....so forget it. Whatever he does..... i am just not happy that i am losing another friend that i thought he was pretty close to me. Oh well...too bad now!